My name Yamoah Atobrah Andrews

but I love to be called Lm (ladies man)

⁃ So one day I entered a nearby chemist and bough three packs of condom,looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.

⁃ The lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely Have you ever use a condom before? Do you know how to put it on? I blush and said No

⁃ The lady took one condom and open it and wore it on her thumb as an example.This is how we wear it

⁃ I was an innocent young man,She noticed how shy and confused I was .You must be a virgin she said teasingly . Have you had sex before. She asked

⁃ She said.

⁃ I said no ,The she looked around the shop there was no one there just the two of us.She called me behind the counter,opened the door leading to the back room and invited me in,she quickly locked the door and told me the hurry,we don’t have time”she said. She pulled her skirt up and her panty down opened her legs and laid on the table .The she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. And I did,

⁃ Just two minutes inside her and I cum

⁃ The lady feels it too,she feels the hot fluid inside her, and asks me,

⁃ Did you put the condom on like I told you ,I replied yes (she say let me see )I showed her

⁃ OH SHIT! She said you were supposed to wear it in your PENIS not your THUMB.

⁃ You fool

⁃ That is how I became a father am off to buy pampers

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